“Sedgewick!”
“ What are you doing? You are supposed to be
shopping for a Chess Clock and instead you're just sitting around getting under my
feet.”
“ Oh Maude, don't worry! I called Bill's Clock Shop and they
are shopping for me.”
“ They have a new Personal Shoppers Service
that I can use anytime. And like they always say, `We take our time so that you don't
waste your time shopping!'”
“They have over fifty (50) - remember Maude
when you used to be 50? - clock companies that they deal with. And the staff at Bill's Clock Shop is so highly trained and experienced that they generally find what you're
looking for in a short time!!”
“They search the world for that special clock
you want whether it's a unique timepiece or just an unusual one. They do their best -
`Taking Their Time'- to find it so I don't waste my time shopping.”
“Now Maude that should get you excited. Why by
gosh I heard that they are offering this special service to their Internet friends for FREE.”
“Now Internet shoppers can Fax, Email or Call in
with their requests.”
“Now don't get yourself in a dither Maude but
the last time I called I was even lucky enough to talk with that nice Clock Lady - you
know the one who answers all those clock questions. Now sweet cakes - let me get back to
some really important stuff - finishing my nap (and dreams of timepieces).”
